Kid 1: Why does ______'s jacket have her name written in it?
Me: Well, sometimes parents write their kiddo's name in their jacket so that if it gets lost they can find it easier! My parents used to do that, so if someone found my jacket they could say "Oh, this is Ms. _____'s, except they didn't call me Ms. _______ when I was a kid!"
Kid 1: What did they call you?!
Kid 2: They called her Sammy!
Kid 1: Why?!
Me: Because that's my name…
Kid 1: That's not a name for a person!
Me: Then who is it a name for….
Kid 1: A seal!